"If you want entertainment, go and watch clowns."

Liverpool vs Spurs last day of season write you scenarios below...
1) In an ironic twist of fate despite the Spurs team being 'down to the bear bones' Keane is not picked for the team because 'Arry has decided Keane and Defoe can't play up front together and selects Dawson as a striker and questions the transfer policy of the previous regime!
1.1) Keane comes on as a desperate sub and scores to put spurs 1 -1 and gain the point they need to stay up and deny Liverpool the title. Then desperately defending Keane arses the ball in for an OG Realizes what he has done he asks one of the crowd for their pistol and blows his own brains out….. See what William hill say to this
2) I like it a lot but it would be much better if, instead of scoring an OG, Keane concedes a pen in the 97th min of injury time (in a game with no injuries).
Mike Riley and Steve Gerrard argue over which one of them will take the pen that will win Liverpool their first Premier League title, Stevie G (I hate that) wins the battle and just like JT (I hate that 2) in the CL final last year sticks it in row Z.
So riley whistles for 3 retakes until Gerrard gets his arse stable enough to finally hit the post. Riley dispatches the rebound with aplomb.

Crestfallen Spurs disband and WHL becomes the new home of Cirque Du Solei

Tony Waddington: "If you want entertainment, go and watch clowns."

Norwood-Hamilton and the Island

There is a longstanding Hair Loss classification system called the Norwood-Hamilton scale. I have looked hard and long at this and none of these descriptions seem to cover the Island of Hair. Number 4 is close but is coupled with the "monk" patch at the back. Number 5 shows a tiny Island drifting but has a saddle of hair.

The Island need documenting as it is a devastating phenomena of male baldness. It's like the Ebola Virus of hair... by the time you notice someone is a suffer it's already to late!

To follow IOH no.3 Wayne Rooney.

Island of hair - No2 Alan Shearer

Alan Shearer : The archetypal victim of The Island of Hair
Alan Shearer was a great footballer, of that this is no doubt. He made goal scoring in the Premier League look like he was scoring when it suited him, purely for dramatic effect. Like the way a comedian times his punch line, or a singer hits the high notes.
As these photos show, there is no cure, there is no hope, and no one; no-one ever; survives the Island of Hair.
A brave castaway.

A brave castaway but remember once the main hair line is vertically level with your ears, you are bald. The Island itself doesn’t count, it is sailing into the sunset anyway, and you can tilt you head forward if you wish. You can waste money on barbers too if you like but it won't help.

Deliver us all from the Redknaps

Title says it all.

These two halfwits' mangling of the English language now makes Dennis Law, and his inability to finish any sentence, look like an orator with the skill of Martin Luther King Jr.

Their utter disregard for any of the rules of grammar makes it hard to describe, other than to say that they appear to have taught each-other english. One feeding inacurate info to the other in complete isolation, using only a brief conversation with a London cabbie as reference.

Let's not dwell on the circumstances where, in this world, both Jamie and Harry are multi-millionaires

No-one Survives The Island of Hair

No-one Survives The Island of Hair

When a man goes bald nothing is as cruel as “The Island of Hair”

We all expect a slow retreat of the hairline but for some poor souls your own hair will hurt you.
Each side will nip in quicker than you’d ever feared to create The Island of Hair.

I’ll tell you now there is no way back from The Island, as it will undoubtedly either drift off into the ocean of your forehead or sink without trace.

It’s also cruelly quick. An almost over night phenomena. If you see it happening to you find a pal to bequeath your combs and brushes to because
NO-ONE survives the island of hair


Exmaple No1 Ricardo Alberto Silveira Carvalho Born 1978 Island of Hair 2008

Ricardo has dealt very well with this and his general scruffy guy look has helped him. Not a very big Island (yet), though I would suggest he blows a few kisses in the direction of his ears.