Alan Shearer : The archetypal victim of The Island of Hair
Alan Shearer was a great footballer, of that this is no doubt. He made goal scoring in the Premier League look like he was scoring when it suited him, purely for dramatic effect. Like the way a comedian times his punch line, or a singer hits the high notes.
As these photos show, there is no cure, there is no hope, and no one; no-one ever; survives the Island of Hair.
A brave castaway.
Alan Shearer was a great footballer, of that this is no doubt. He made goal scoring in the Premier League look like he was scoring when it suited him, purely for dramatic effect. Like the way a comedian times his punch line, or a singer hits the high notes.
As these photos show, there is no cure, there is no hope, and no one; no-one ever; survives the Island of Hair.
A brave castaway.
A brave castaway but remember once the main hair line is vertically level with your ears, you are bald. The Island itself doesn’t count, it is sailing into the sunset anyway, and you can tilt you head forward if you wish. You can waste money on barbers too if you like but it won't help.
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