Norwood-Hamilton and the Island

There is a longstanding Hair Loss classification system called the Norwood-Hamilton scale. I have looked hard and long at this and none of these descriptions seem to cover the Island of Hair. Number 4 is close but is coupled with the "monk" patch at the back. Number 5 shows a tiny Island drifting but has a saddle of hair.

The Island need documenting as it is a devastating phenomena of male baldness. It's like the Ebola Virus of hair... by the time you notice someone is a suffer it's already to late!

To follow IOH no.3 Wayne Rooney.

Island of hair - No2 Alan Shearer

Alan Shearer : The archetypal victim of The Island of Hair
Alan Shearer was a great footballer, of that this is no doubt. He made goal scoring in the Premier League look like he was scoring when it suited him, purely for dramatic effect. Like the way a comedian times his punch line, or a singer hits the high notes.
As these photos show, there is no cure, there is no hope, and no one; no-one ever; survives the Island of Hair.
A brave castaway.

A brave castaway but remember once the main hair line is vertically level with your ears, you are bald. The Island itself doesn’t count, it is sailing into the sunset anyway, and you can tilt you head forward if you wish. You can waste money on barbers too if you like but it won't help.

Deliver us all from the Redknaps

Title says it all.

These two halfwits' mangling of the English language now makes Dennis Law, and his inability to finish any sentence, look like an orator with the skill of Martin Luther King Jr.

Their utter disregard for any of the rules of grammar makes it hard to describe, other than to say that they appear to have taught each-other english. One feeding inacurate info to the other in complete isolation, using only a brief conversation with a London cabbie as reference.

Let's not dwell on the circumstances where, in this world, both Jamie and Harry are multi-millionaires