"If you want entertainment, go and watch clowns."

Liverpool vs Spurs last day of season write you scenarios below...
1) In an ironic twist of fate despite the Spurs team being 'down to the bear bones' Keane is not picked for the team because 'Arry has decided Keane and Defoe can't play up front together and selects Dawson as a striker and questions the transfer policy of the previous regime!
1.1) Keane comes on as a desperate sub and scores to put spurs 1 -1 and gain the point they need to stay up and deny Liverpool the title. Then desperately defending Keane arses the ball in for an OG Realizes what he has done he asks one of the crowd for their pistol and blows his own brains out….. See what William hill say to this
2) I like it a lot but it would be much better if, instead of scoring an OG, Keane concedes a pen in the 97th min of injury time (in a game with no injuries).
Mike Riley and Steve Gerrard argue over which one of them will take the pen that will win Liverpool their first Premier League title, Stevie G (I hate that) wins the battle and just like JT (I hate that 2) in the CL final last year sticks it in row Z.
So riley whistles for 3 retakes until Gerrard gets his arse stable enough to finally hit the post. Riley dispatches the rebound with aplomb.

Crestfallen Spurs disband and WHL becomes the new home of Cirque Du Solei

Tony Waddington: "If you want entertainment, go and watch clowns."